I just had a drunk conversation with an AIM bot
xoladym24xo: well i saw you online on my buddy list......23.f right here.... and yourself???
xoladym24xo: have we ever chatted???????
me: i dont think so
xoladym24xo: lolls, 0o0ooppsss sorry.... im a bit of a blonde occasionally o whatcha up to?????
me: uploading virus's onto your computer
xoladym24xo: well i just got out of the shower and i dont know why buttttttt i'm soooooo horny when i get out.... u ever get like that?????}
xoladym24xo: i was gonna get on my cam... do you wanna cumm see ????
me: not really
xoladym24xo: yay!!!! u do have to make a login for free but it''s only because i usse this site so that i can't be recorded kk??????
me: what?? i said no
xoladym24xo: http://www.mywebcamshow.com/xxxsweetie is my profile page..... u just click the gold Join Freee thingy at the top then u can create a name to join seeee it?????
me: that was a question??
xoladym24xo: yea they do ask for a c.c of some kind buttttt its only to verfiy ure age. you willl NOT get charged a single cent it even says it on the page!!!!
me: you sir, are a liar
xoladym24xo: i know it is really annoying but i had to do it too when i signed up. you just go back to my profile after you get in and you can type and tell me what to do
me: i want you to stop spamming me
xoladym24xo: tthis is goin to be so awesome i can't wait hun... might wanna turn down your speakers if u have any though i can get pretty noisy sometimes!!!!!!
me: okay., I might be fucked up but you are an idiot
xoladym24xo: let me know if you're having trouble hun and i'll try and help u out to get in.
me: i am having trouble understanding your train of thought because honestly hun you seem like a cunt
xoladym24xo: ya in yet sweetie????? it's cold and lonely in here by myself let's goooooooo!
me: wow... you must be fucking retarded
me: still there hun???
freeloadersguidetothegalaxy: I have only friended one person that I have never met in real life on facebook. Her name is Jessica Lehraman. “Your photos are so amazing. Can we be friends so that I can see more?” One day she needed a lens so we met in person. Nous savion que nous etions le meme. She was visiting her sister in LA and came out to say hey. Amazingly talented, inspiring…. even...
Forever alone. Forever in your memory.
Filled with snow Filled with sorrow
I am not a fan of gin but!!! i had two encounters with gin tonight. 1. apparently if you have fresh flowers that are wilted, if you add gin to the water it reserects them(juniper berries, who know) 2. Gin and ginger ale is delicious. end of story
Everything is better when you’re fucked up. Nothing feels real when you’re fucked up. You’re a waste of life when you’re fucked up. You are the reason I get fucked up.
Your very Welcome
This weekend was fucking insane.
Doug: BOOM k!@#$ly friended me
Me: ah ha!
Doug: and called me a gentlemen. ha ha
Doug: oof alcohol, you do it to me every time.
Me: hahaha, her last name is cox, lolzies
Doug: lolz furrealz∂¬fiew
Me: seriously, nightmareish
Doug: facebook makes her look cute, so whatever
This is for you.
besides the fact that i am dumb, heartless, emotionless, drunk (again), over worked, under paid, poor, rich, studpid, lazy, crazy, silly, pretty, unattractive, too nice, dick, too young, way too young, old, rambley, bad at communicating. There is no reason for you too feel lonely. Just pick up the phone and lets hang out. We could be good friends. Dont be a stranger. don’t be dumb.
Hell ya! →
Fucking finally, right?!
So i finally got a new phone today. Just testing...
I have been having crazy dreams lately. I think it has something to do with actually getting on a normal sleep schedule. some of the dreams are so realistic that i wake up with really bad anxiety, then i remember i do nothing but school and work and don’t have a social life so i couldn’t have possibly cheated on anyone.(<— that was a poor sentence, butt fuck it.) Anyway. 1...
infatuous: i like you let’s kiss let’s go out stay over i”m bored i don’t like you yep
5/5 first try, and i dont do drugs. wierd →
Your mom came into my work tonight. She has no idea who i am. She wasnt very happy. she doesnt like self check out. why didnt she just go to a real register? i tried to be nice. she wasnt having it. she wont remember tonight. i will. she doesnt know i fell down her stairs, in a moment of punchdrunk, makeout, actual drunkness. i thought it was funny.
i just peed →
ummm… tonight was some other level shit. If i wasnt involved, i wouldnt have believed it myself. haahaha wow. life comes full circle and its funny.
Too many beautiful girls tonight...
but i like em’ home ground, real and mermaidy.
no sleep… pictures to follow…
come back, kid
Me: You said, this time was going to be different.
Her: whatcha mean?
story of my life...
infatuous: your face my eyes light up
"I hear that it's easy to sleep when one does not...
It’s the little things that make me smile, cause i am a sucker for little details. I received a letter today. Probably the first letter i have received in at least 5 years that wasn’t from a family member. I didnt think it was going to come. I didnt know what to expect. I read it a couple times through i stopped i read it again. i dont know how to react. i know we will be...